Sometimes only cake will do

My friend left this cake for me at the shop today, she then texted me to say she'd done this and that she'd gone crazy... She thought she'd missed my birthday and panicked, she then realised her mistake but brought it round anyway because it wouldn't last until my birthday.

I like that it's half a cake and that I HAVE to eat it before my birthday.

I think you should all eat cake tomorrow, I'd like to offer everyone a slice of mine ...